Dental Dread Bearers Mugs

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Skiing.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

The Wheel of Life

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

"Whoopsy."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Vampire dentist.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

Mickey Mouth.

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

The extraction.