Dental Dread Master Mugs

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Pictures of your family?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Boy who has been to the dentist

The Wheel of Life

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"