Doodle Master Mugs

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

Biro Winter Warm-Ups.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Big boys' toys-r-us

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Labradoodle"

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Creator's Block

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."