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The Best Art Teacher in the World.

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Labradoodle"

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

King completes rubik's cube.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Creator's Block