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"Sometimes I just really need to draw a chicken."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'Cartoonist Thinking'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Cartoonist working

Creator's Block

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

society of cartoonists...

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Doughboy Dad

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.