Dental Dread Master Prints

'Miss Johnston, I thought I told you to remove 'Marathon man' from the reading material!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Man's cooking explodes.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Pictures of your family?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

The Wheel of Life

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

Child asking for braces from Santa.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"Whoopsy."

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"