Dental Dreamer Prints

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.