Dental Dreamer T-Shirts

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."