Teething Survivors Mugs

'Baby's teething.'

Cry babies.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Young Gums

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Guess who's teething?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"He started teething this morning."

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Deflating Island

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

"How long do you think we can survive?"

Vampire dentist.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

"I'm going to Princeton!"