Teething Pillows

Cry babies.

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Young Gums

'Beware of teething baby.'

A baby in court

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Guess who's teething?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Romulus and Remus

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Beware of teething baby.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Rusk Assessment Form

'You're new here, aren't you?'

At the baby oil factory.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"He started teething this morning."