Toddler Teething Phase Pillows

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cry babies.

Swan Fairy Tales

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The No No No's

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Guess who's teething?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

Babies

Beware of teething baby.