Toddler Teething Phase Prints

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cry babies.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Swan Fairy Tales

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The No No No's

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Guess who's teething?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

Babies

"I mean, he does have a point."