Toddlers Prints

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Your Walking!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Playpen escape hatch.

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

A young Don King

"He likes it."

Swan Fairy Tales

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.