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"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Your Walking!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Playpen escape hatch.

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

A young Don King

"He likes it."

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The No No No's

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'