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'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

"He likes it."

Swan Fairy Tales

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

"I mean, he does have a point."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'