Dealing With Toddlers Pillows

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

Swan Fairy Tales

"He likes it."

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I mean, he does have a point."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'