First Baby Teething Mugs

'Baby's teething.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"He just said his first word!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Do you want to talk about it?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Guess who's teething?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

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Beware of teething baby.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'More syrup anyone?'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"Darling, he's just said his first word."