Celebrating Firsts With Baby Pillows

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

baby sweetcorn...

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

The modern generation!

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Moms gone wild

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Oops.

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'