Celebrating Firsts With Baby Pillows

baby sweetcorn...

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'No creamed peas for me today!'

The modern generation!

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Oops.

"Junior learned his first word today"