Child Starting Daycare Gifts

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"The first one's just a warning."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!