First Day Of Daycare Gifts

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

City Zoo: Day Care

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

My First Camera

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

A Tit for Tat.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."