First Day Of Daycare Gifts

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

City Zoo: Day Care

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

My First Camera

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A Tit for Tat.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."