First Day Of Preschool Gifts

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm still pre-literate."

A Tit for Tat.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."