Opening A Daycare Gifts

City Zoo: Day Care

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Little Old Lady Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"The first one's just a warning."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Too much sugar."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.