Daycare Dreamer Gifts

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Out of patience

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."