Daycare Dreamer Gifts

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

A Tit for Tat.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Out of patience

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'