Preschool Educators T-Shirts

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

Campaign for Plain English

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I'm still pre-literate."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A Preschool of Fish

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'