Childhood Educator T-Shirts

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

A Preschool of Fish

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early Learning Today

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"He talks the talk."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Early childhood development

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."