Children's Education T-Shirts

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Harris here is looking after children's accounts."

Angry Santa Claus.

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"So proud of them!"

guess who just signed a contract with sesame street.

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"And mid-morning we have a lovely break for milk and gingerbread cookies."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."