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If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

City Zoo: Day Care

Butterfly Woman

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

A mother and baby elephant

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"