Preschool Star T-Shirts

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

A Preschool of Fish

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

I drive, therefore I am.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Just browsing."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Sleepy Bunny

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"