Preschool Star Gifts

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Exam

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Could I ask just one question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

A Preschool of Fish

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

I drive, therefore I am.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"