Preschool Fan T-Shirts

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Court's in recess!'

Wolf Karaoke

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Baby in Trunk.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'