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Wife's out hunting. I'm a stay-at-cave dad.

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"