Quirky Playground Fan T-Shirts

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

Fly Football

The Main Types of Cheese

Antler Buzzers.

Automatic swing machine

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Sans Paroles

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Witches

Meerkows.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

"Tag. . . you're it!"

Toilet ducks!

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Playing Golf with a Broom

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Socially Distanced Boxers

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.