Quirky Playground Fan T-Shirts

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

Fly Football

The Main Types of Cheese

Antler Buzzers.

Automatic swing machine

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Sans Paroles

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

Meerkows.

Witches

"Tag. . . you're it!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Playing Golf with a Broom

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Socially Distanced Boxers