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Fly Football

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Antler Buzzers.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Deer Cross Dressing.

I Heart Juggling

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Magic mushroom

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Freak Accident Specialist

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.