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Fly Football

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Antler Buzzers.

I Heart Juggling

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Deer Cross Dressing.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Magic mushroom

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Fruit of the Loon"

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Meerkows.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'