Children Graduating Gifts

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Big Bang Theory.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

i-teddy

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"This is what's known as a book."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

The Charge of the Kids

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"