Children Graduating Gifts

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Big Bang Theory.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

i-teddy

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

School holidays

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"