Buying A Franchise T-Shirts

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Primordial Schmooze

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Franchising a program

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Movie Franchise

Home Sweet Home On The Range

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'It's your coach, sir. He's here to request that you drop down and give him 60 push-ups...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

And we kick off our new Best Kept Secret hamburger franchise with a 3 month, 30 city media blitz.