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"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Lock Stock and Barrel Sold.

Doughnut shop for sale!

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Selling lemon latt�

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."