Buying A Shop T-Shirts

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Selling lemon latt�

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Just look'in'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.