Aspiring Shop Owner T-Shirts

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'Just look'in'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'How old is this vase?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

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