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'What am I going to do with the money? Open a little old lady store.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Check out this new store."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Setting up companies

Home for the Holidays

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Mark Zuckerberg

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"