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'What am I going to do with the money? Open a little old lady store.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Decision Making Block

"Check out this new store."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Setting up companies

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"