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Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

The Cradle of Convenience

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sale.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

SupermarketAwful Market.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Self-Checkout.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'