Storefronts T-Shirts

He doesn't look sorry!

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The practical psychopath

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Myths and legends...

How Amazon was invented

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

D.I.Y

Sale.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Where can I find the lefts?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."