Storefronts T-Shirts

He doesn't look sorry!

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals

Myths and legends...

How Amazon was invented

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

D.I.Y

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."