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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Mom $50 Pop $35

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Football drummer

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Justice for a heckler.

Cockfight of words

Ballooning,