Supermarket Spectator T-Shirts

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

Eye of Newt Helper

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

Health food and junk food

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.