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Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

Cat and mouse

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Reality of Parenthood

Plane Yogurt.

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

Aisle of Milk & Honey

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."