Grocery Store Observer Pillows

Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

Cat and mouse

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Reality of Parenthood

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Plane Yogurt.

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

You are what you eat

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Aisle of Milk & Honey

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Have a nice day - This Means You.