Grocery Store Navigator T-Shirts

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Plane Yogurt.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey

"I need one of them and one of them..."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Easy Course

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.