Grocery Store Navigator Prints

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Plane Yogurt.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Freeways in the Supermarket

Aisle of Milk & Honey

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Easy Course

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'