Supermarket Spectator Prints

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

Eye of Newt Helper

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Health food and junk food

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'