Storefront Enthusiast Gifts

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

The Cradle of Convenience

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sale.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Sign Reform

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'