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The Really Big Man's Shop

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hats and Food

Fishing for Birds

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Llama training

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Hats

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

You too can juggle.